Supernatural AU | samsxprotector

samsxprotector:

the-terrible-twins:

Adam frowned, but downed a mouthful of holy water. “I’m fine. There’s nothing wrong with me. James is the one who’s injured.” He said snarkily, and James frowned. 
"Adam… Try and be nice…" James said weakly, trying to stem the blood flow from his forehead with his sleeve. "Dean’s only trying to help."
"Why is my brother bleeding?" Adam asked, glaring at Dean. 
"That was you…" James mumbled. 

Dean watched as the other snarked at him. “Your brother is bleeding because you hurt him you were possessed Adam, he called me for help and when I got here you had hit him and made him bleed” Dean shrugged a bit pulling the other twin James to him and grabbing some clean towel and the water and cleaning the cut out. “You’re going to be fine James doesn’t look too deep” Dean tells him. “Lets get out of here though before someone comes looking” 

James stumbled to his feet and nearly fell against Dean, but managed to find his feet. “I know, I know. I’ve had worse, trust me.” He babbled, the smell making his head spin. Adam pushed himself to his feet and headed to the door. “Hey, where’re you going?” James asked, peeking over Dean’s shoulder. 
"Out. He said to leave." Adam said, not turning around. 

answered 1 hour ago on 23 April 2014 WITH 6 notes  
via allie-jayne-leister // originally the-terrible-twins

James, did you check whether there's enough milk in the fridge for Amy?



allie-jayne-leister:

the-terrible-twins:

the-terrible-twins:

J: *whimpers quietly* Uh, y-yeah…

James keened loudly, and smacked a hand over his mouth. “Shit…”

Allie raised an eyebrow at him, resting her chin on his shoulder. “What’s wrong, Jay?”

"N-Nothing… M’f-fine…" He mumbled, turning away from her so she didn’t see how red he was going. 

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via ginnymydear // originally inkhat

blackbarmitzvahs:

inkhat:

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Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.

I fuck with your theory, marry me.

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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via citrusorgans // originally copperbooms

hummingbird-art:

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

you don’t even need to know where the the inflections are cause we all speak the same we are of one mind

blackpeoplemeatdotcom:

stonersofamericaunite:

fox-mcloud:

thefaultinourstars23:

disney channel used to have the best shows

Wtf was life with Derek ? Who Derek only Derek I know is Derek Jeter. That’s how you spell it righ ?

Life with derek was this show about how this guy derek and his family, and kasey and her family become one family. Their parents get married and the kids learn how to get along, kasey was one of the main characters and you saw a lot of things from her point of view. She has to deal with her new brother derek who she really doesn’t like cause he’s kind of a dick.

^^fun fact, life with Derek got canceled cause they had too much sexual tension between the “step siblings”.

th3worldonfir3:

goatkult:

bless
this
post

this one goes out to you, amanda

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via dragonwolf4 // originally shakeshack

pallet-town-julie-brown:

bankuei:

il-tenore-regina:

shakeshack:

Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

The worst one is the person on their phone at the top of the escalator standing there.

I need the gif that shows someone giving a Tony Jaa flying knee to the back of folks’ heads when they do stupid shit like this.

Son , this should be an infomercial that plays on mta every 10 minutes

Posted 18 hours ago on 22 April 2014 WITH 2 notes »reblog

notyourhelplessdamsel replied to your post “notyourhelplessdamsel replied to your post “How do write smut in first…”

As you can tell I’m actually J.K Rowling surprise

Oh yeah it’s so totally obvious I don’t know how I didn’t see it before!